I've decided to have a baby.
But, I'm as single as they come.
So I jokingly make a list of possible baby daddies.
My best friend White finds the list … and his name's on top.
My panty-melting-hot, best buddy, never-going-to-settle-down best friend.
He's telling me he won't let anyone else near me.
He's out to prove he's the only man for the job.
I should say no.
But i'm not going to...